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A Drug-lord finds out that his drug mule, Tega, has cheated him out of 100,000,000 naira. His drug keeper is deaf. That was the reason he got the job in the first place. It was assumed that he would hear nothing and say nothing. Plus he would never have to testify in court. When the Drug -lord goes to confront Tega about his missing 100 million naira, he takes along his lawyer who knows sign language.
The drug lord tells the lawyer, "Ask him where the money is!"
The lawyer, using sign language, asks Tega, Where's the money?
Tega signs back, "I don't know what you are talking about." The lawyer tells the Drug-lord, "He says he doesn't know what you're talking about." The Drug-lord pulls out a silver pistol, puts it to Tega's head and says, "Ask him again or I'll blow out his brains!" The lawyer signs to Tega, "He'll kill you if you don't tell him." Tega trembles and signs, "OK! You win! The money is in a brown briefcase, buried behind the shed at my cousin Ufere's house in Badagry." The drug-lord asks the lawyer, "What did he say?" The lawyer replies, "He says you don't have the guts to blow off his brains!"

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