#BoxingDayHumour ... Standing on an ATM queue this morning, clenching my fists in a bid to ward off cold. i was the 6th in a line of about 22 people. A girl that was skimpily dressed and aggressively tattooed her back, calf and ass top came. She asked me in an accent that sounds British. "Hey Negro X, mind if i stand in fron'o you?" At first, i wanted to oblige but at a quick glance on her, i noticed she had her ass cleave exposed. I quickly swayed my head in disagreement. (Nnaa, nekwo ọnwụnwa nkea n'ụzọ ụtụtụa) i said to my self. Just that instant, a guy standing 4th in the queue cut short my thoughts... "hello fine girl, come stand in my front" The light skinned tattooed, provocatively dressed lady became the 3rd in line, relegating me to 7th and an elderly man who was 16th to 17th.