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An old man who has been driving a manual car for over 30 years was bought an automatic car by his son. The man got confused and called his son on phone. The following discussion ensued: Man: Son, that car is bad. Son: what's wrong with it? Man: it moved during the day on the "day" mode (D). But in the night, i put it at "Night" mode (N) and the car refused to move! Son: (Laughing Out Loud) father, its not faulty. It is an automatic. What other problems does it give? Man: I put it at "right" (R) and it hit the car behind me. Son: i will come over to fix it. LMAO! Share the fun!

President Goodluck Jonathan on Saturday assured Nigeriasn that the Boko Haram insurgency will soon come to an end. He also stated that his administration will continue to strengthen security infrastructure, with a view to putting an end to the activities of the terrorists.

A teen girl was set on fire after she refused to have sex with several men, police in India said. Now, the 15-year-old girl has died as a result of burn injuries a week after being set on fire as punishment for resisting attempts to rape her, Uttar Pradesh Police said. 

Denial is another form of self defence mechanism. Cynthia Morgan, rumored to be dating P-Square's elder brother. Look at the pictured above; before and after picture shows a clear contrast of skin toning which she aggresively denied.  She said in these near-exact words, "I do not use whitenicious- the so called bleaching cream, i only use Vaseline." Looking at the pictures above, do you see a naturally metamorphosed complexion or a toned skin? Come to think of it, do black skins naturally tone itself? Well, in my own opinion, i see a "white" lie. What's your opinion?

Disclaimer: not the incident's picture Residents in Okpoko of Ogbaru Local Government Area of Anambra State were, on Thursday, shocked when the news broke that a housewife in the community, names withheld, had dumped her newborn baby into the toilet. She was said to have a protruded stomach, a peculiar nature that made many people in the area, not to be aware that she was pregnant.

Wizkid is not new to having groupies fight for his attention. He also doesn’t shy away from showing off ladies he has the hots for. But the Tease Me star in recent times has revealed the women he has a crush on. Sometime this year, he shared a hot and sexy picture of the newly engaged sexy actress Osas Ighodaro and captioned it “Love it!!! @officialosas you the one!” Read more > >

Good morning! Here are 10 things you ought to know this  Friday morning: 1. The All Progressives Congress on Thursday told President Goodluck Jonathan that he would leave the Presidency in 2015. It’s leaders, including a former head of state, Maj.-Gen. Muhammadu Buhari (retd.); ex-Lagos governor, Bola Tinubu; a former Interim Chairman of the APC, Bisi Akande; and governors of APC controlled states, said most Nigerians have given up on President Jonathan are ready to have him replaced by a more competent person. They spoke in Osogbo, Osun State, during the second-term inauguration of Governor Rauf Aregbesola.

Kill me if you would not pay me. An elderly, light skinned man, throws himself in the front of a DAF-truck; lying down and lamenting thus "Pay me or kill me. I rather die than have you drive away just like that."

President of the Nigeria Football Federation Amaju Pinnick says they want to have a new look Super Eagles where ‘new players will come in’ and ‘make the other players sit up’.

A man filed for divorce after catching his wife having sex with his pastor’s son at church, according to court documents filed in Nigeria. Olabisi Afolayan told a court in Osun, that he was devastated after finding his wife, Folasade, having sex in the church near his home.

A10-year-old boy, Usen Okon, who was thrown into the Imo River in the Ikot Abasi area of Akwa Ibom State, over witchcraft accusation, has survived the ordeal. A non-government organisation, the Humanist Association for Peace and Social Tolerance Advancement and its partner, Child’s Rights and Rehabilitation Network, said the boy was being taken care of by the groups.

Two female suicide bombers blew themselves up Tuesday in a crowded market in Nigeria's northeastern city of Maiduguri, killing at least 30 people, according to witnesses and a security official. The two teenage girls dressed in full hijab entered the busy market and detonated their explosives, said Abba Aji Kalli, the Borno state coordinator of the Civilian Joint Task Force. The first set off her explosives and killed about three women, said Kalli. When others gathered around the scene, the second bomber screamed and blew herself up, killing about 30, he said. Nigeria's Islamic extremist rebel group, Boko Haram, is suspected of the suicide blasts, as they have carried out many similar violent acts in northeastern Nigeria. 

A Federal High Court in Abuja on Monday struck out the terrorism charges instituted against Aminu Ogwuche, the alleged mastermind of the April 14 blast, which killed over 75 persons in Nyanya, a suburb of Abuja. Suspected mastermind of the April 14, 2014 Nyanya explosion, Aminu Ogwuche (middle) Justice Adeniyi Ademola struck out the charges filed by the Inspector General of Police on the grounds of want of diligent prosecution. The case had suffered many adjournments due to failure of the police to produce the accused, who had been in the custody of the Department of State Services since he was repatriated from Sudan to Nigeria. The police and the DSS, through their respective lawyers, had also during court proceedings jostled for the prosecution of the accused persons. At the Monday’s proceedings, Justice Ademola struck out the suit due to the absence of the legal representative of the IGP in court. “This criminal charge is hereby struck out for wantof diligent prosecu...

There is a attitude which superceeds every other in terms of spirituality. Here, i do not talk about any singular religion or practices but in a general terms, because of my unifying ideology of "a religionless God head"

A woman might be forced to file bankruptcy after being hit with a nearly $1 million medical bill for giving birth to her baby. Jennifer Huculak-Kimmel of Canada, was six months pregnant when she was cleared by her doctor to leave the country on vacation. She and her husband bought travel insurance before flying from their home in Saskatchewan to Hawaii. However, two days after arriving, her water broke and she went into labor nine weeks before her due date. Huculak-Kimmel was taken a hospital in Honolulu. She spent the next 6 weeks on bed rest at the Hawaiian Hospital. The baby girl, named Reece, spent two months in intensive care before being able to go home. Despite having travel insurance, Blue Cross denied payment for their medical bills, saying that the woman had a pre-existing condition. Huculak-Kimmel had an infection on the bladder during the fourth month of her pregnancy. However, her doctor and the doctor who treated her in Hawaii, said that the condition did not cause the ba...

The Independent National Electoral Commission has set up 15 Standing Committees to ensure the success of the general elections in 2015. NAN reports that this was contained in the commission’s bulletin issued in Abuja on Friday. 

Suspected members of the Somali militant group al-Shabab have killed at least 28 people in an attack on a bus in northern Kenya, officials say. After stopping the bus, attackers separated out those they thought were non-Muslim before killing them, they said.

Arsenal boss, Arsene Wenger has confirmed the Gunners nearly signed Barcelona ace Lionel Messi – only for him to decide to stay put at the last moment, reports UK’s Metro. It’s long been rumoured that Argentine superstar Messi came close to moving to north London aged 16, with various claims emerging as to why the deal didn’t happen.  And speaking openly about it for the first time, Wenger has revealed Arsenal did come close to doing a deal, but Messi backed out and decided to stay. Arsenal ended up going for Messi’s then team-mate Cesc Fabregas, while they were also in talks for Gerard Pique, only for him to snub a switch as well. ★SportsNews

The Nigerian military has reacted to claims that local hunters and the civilian JTF were responsible for the recapture of towns seized by Boko Haram insurgents in the Northeast. According to the military authorities, such claims are baseless, flimsy, exaggerated and aimed at discouraging and ridiculing the military.

 Anthony Cardinal Okogie, Archbishop emeritus of the Catholic Archdiocese of Lagos, on Friday urged Nigerians to continue to pray for God-fearing leaders that would lead the country to the promised land. Okogie made the call at the 6th Bi-annual Conference of the Catholic Social Forum of Nigeria (CSFN) held at St. Leo Catholic Church, Ikeja, Lagos. “Christians must be ready to challenge the status quo of how people come into leadership positions with the principles of equity, peace and justice. “It is to this end that CSFN is charged to be the voice of the voiceless.

An 18-year-old man, Tajudeen Olamide, who disguised as a female prostitute, was on Friday arraigned before an Ota Magistrates’ Court in Ogun. Olamide, of no fixed address, is facing a two-count charge of behaving in an indecent manner in public and persistently importuning or soliciting for the purpose of prostitution. The Prosecutor, Sgt. Olumide Awoleke, told the court that the accused committed the offences on Nov. 8 at Kajola Area via Ifo at about 4:15 a.m. in Ota. Awoleke said that the accused, who disguised as a woman and followed men to hotels, and after collecting money from them; would lie that he was having menstrual period. He also said that the accused usually put cotton wood on his chest to make him look like a woman. The prosecutor said that the offences contravened Section 249 (A) (1) of the Criminal Code, Revised Law of Ogun State, 2006. The accused, however, pleaded not guilty. The Chief Magistrate, Mrs A.O. Abimbola, granted the bail in the sum of N50, 000...

I found these out somehow and decided to share it with my precious success personified friends. Do you consider yourself successful? If not, you might after reading this article. You might be closer to success than you thought. Success is defined in all kinds of ways. You may want to be rich, famous or simply leave a positive mark on the world. The only definition that matters is your own. Having the qualities below, and you are not successful yet, Potentially you are a success waiting to happen.  It’s perfectly fine to go ahead and consider yourself successful right now too. You don’t have to wait for your next promotion, or the building of your dream home, to be happy. Accept where you are and where you have come from. And most importantly, enjoy it. Even if you don’t consider yourself highly successful now, you’re on your way. Here are 20 signs that you have what it takes to be highly successful: 1. You crave knowledge “I find television very educating...

Over the past few years, research has revealed that marijuana can both destroy certain cancer cells and reduce the growth of others. Now, a new study in mice has found that when combined with radiation treatment, cannabis can effectively shrink one of the most aggressive types of brain tumors.

About 2.5 billion people worldwide do not have adequate toilets and among them one billion defecate in the open. Here in Nigeria, about 119 million people are not using safe toilets while 50 million out of this number defecate in the open. “Nigeria is among the top five countries in the world with high population practising open defecation and the number of open defecators has been on increase since 1990. Lack of a safe, clean toilet and practice of open defecation seriously impact people’s health, wellbeing and dignity as well as efforts towards poverty reduction, economic and social development and the environment.”

The South African Male National team, Bafana Bafana, brought the AFCON defending Champions to the end of their Equatorial Guinea AFCON dream as promised. The Super Eagles were held to a 2-2 draw in their home soil, making Congo qualify in their stead. The defending Champions would not be in Equatorial Guinea to even defend their tittle.

A registered sex offender was arrested for sex assault after raping a dog. Now, the man of Tennessee, is facing felony charges. According to the police press release, James Michael Foran, 47, was arrested and charged after an investigation into the alleged incident that began when the owner of a female Labrador mix told investigators that her dog was sexually assaulted in Wallace Pike in Virginia. The dog was reportedly also sodomized with the beater of a mixer, inflicting injuries that required surgery. Detective Jason Sexton said that a DNA sample from the suspect matched the one obtained from the dog. He was arrested and booked into Southwest Virginia Regional Jail in Abingdon, where he is being held without bail. Foran was convicted in 1997, of attempted aggravated sexual assault. In Virginia, crimes against nature is a Class 6 felony, which means that Foran faces a year in prison and a fine of up to $2,500. ★Source: Rader.

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English soccer giants Manchester United have said that their revenue fell by 9.9 per cent to UK£88.7 million (US$138.5 million) for the three months to the end of September. The club lost out on payments from Nike after failing to qualify for the Uefa Champions League. Ed Woodward, executive vice chairman of Manchester United, said the 2014/15 financial results would reflect “absence from the Champions League”. But he said the club had “signed the largest kit sponsorship deal in the history of sport in the first quarter and, with that concluded, we are excited to focus our efforts on the meaningful growth opportunities in sponsorship, digital media and retail and merchandising.” The club’s kit deal with Adidas, which begins at the start of the 2015/16 season, is worth UK£750 million (US$1.171 billion) over ten years whilst the club also secured five additional sponsorship deals in the quarter. However, revenues from both broadcasting and matc...

An Isoko Magistrates Court sitting in Oleh, Delta State, has remanded a 29-year-old newspaper vendor in prison custody for allegedly raping two sisters in the area. The accused, Tom Girih, is reported to have been a newspaper vendor in the last five years (after he failed his SSCE examination twice) and was charged with rape punishable under section 284 of the penal code.

The final hurdle to women becoming bishops in Anglican Church is set to be removed when leaders of Church of England vote  on Monday , revoking gender restrictions on top jobs. A show of hands among Anglicans meeting in London is expected to clear the way for the first appointment in January.

Despite already securing qualification for next year’s Africa Cup of Nations billed to hold in Equatorial Guinea, South Africa’s Bafana Bafana plan to wreck Nigeria’s ambition of achieving same feat, latest reports suggest. The team which was expected in Nigeria, Monday night, ahead of Wednesday’s clash at the Akwa Ibom International Stadium, vowed to protect their unbeaten run in the qualifiers leaving Nigeria at risk of not going on to defend the title they won last year in South Africa. “Nigerians don’t want to lose against South Africa, that alone will make this match a tough one and we also have the assignment to break the hoodoo that we always lose when we play against them. We have to go out there positive and believe we will do well,” Shakes Masaba the magical Coach for South Africa told SAFA.net. Interestingly, South Africa have not lost in the five qualifiers played so far – with two away wins, two homes draws and one win at h...

The spokesperson of the Nigeria Police Force in Bauchi state, Haruna Mohammed, has confirmed that 13 people died in Sunday’s bomb attack at Jagwal Mobile phone market in Azare town. In an email sent to reporters, Mr. Mohammed also said 65 persons were injured, out of which 43 were treated and discharged at the Federal Medical Centre, Azare. He said the explosion occurred at about 5:20p.m. on Sunday. He also said the scene of the blast was cordoned off by Police explosive ordinance disposal unit. “So far, 13 persons were confirmed dead while 65 others sustained various degrees of injuries out of which 43 have been treated and discharged and 22 others are responding to treatment,” he said. Mr. Mohammed also said one person identified as one of the insurgents was lynched to death by mob action. “However, normalcy has been restored by combined security forces and patrols are being intensified within and outside the town. Investigation is in progress,” he ...

Caught in the act! What is gonna be of our Society in years to come? Nowadays, some negative things that working class men and women don't know, secondary school students are masters. Imagine the above pictured girl giving a fellow student a "blow job". The question is, "Who is to blame?" The Parents? The teachers? The movie industry? Or what?...

Officials of the National Drug Law Enforcement Agency (NDLEA) have apprehended a technician for allegedly possessing 665g of cannabis. The arrest took place at the Murtala Muhammed International Airport (MMIA) during the outward screening of passengers on an Etihad flight to Dubai. Dried weeds which tested positive for cannabis concealed in foodstuff were found inside the suspect’s luggage.

The 3rd Zik lecture which its tittle is "Magic Lantern: Excursion in the creative Realm" will hold today at the Nnamdi Azikiwe University Auditorium. Time: 10 a.m. It is to be delivered by a Professor of Literature and Noble Laureate, Professor Wole Soyinka.

"An arrogant fly (musca domestica) follows the corpse to the grave" "A child that dances 'surugede' should be told; 'surugede dance' is the dance of the spirits." Don't be confused about the above proverbs. If you do not understand, sit back, brace your self and open your mind to this little piece of written information.

No fewer than 75 Boko Haram militants were killed on Wednesday by local hunters in Maiha Local Government Area of Adamawa State, who recaptured the local government headquarters from the hand of the insurgents. Maiha Local Government headquarters fell in the hands of the Boko Haram insurgents in an intense gun battle with the Nigerian troops on Monday. According to a local resident of Maiha who spoke to reporters in Yola, the hunters mobilised after they were told that the insurgents had killed a Nigeria lieutenant colonel. He said some of the insurgents were killed with bows and arrows. Investigations revealed that there is a fear of reprisal by the insurgents, as thousands of residents of Maiha were allegedly trooping to Yola, the capital of the state. However, over 20,000 local hunters in Adamawa State are mobilising forces to team up with the Nigerian troops to liberate some captured local government areas of the state from the hand of the insurgents. Meanwhile, the Muslim com...

President Goodluck Jonathan today formally unveiled the new N100 commemorative note during the weekly Federal Executive Council meeting at the Presidential Villa, Abuja. The President who commended the Central Bank of Nigeria (CBN) for the commemorative note, noted that a commemorative N50 note was also introduced to mark the nation’s 50th independence anniversary. Shortly after presenting the note, CBN Governor, Godwin Emefiele said it was issued to commemorate the 100 years of the nation’s amalgamation.

With some efforts and minimal invested time, it seem like financial freedom and working from home too. No road traffics, no rentals, no boss. Millions of people all over the world has been benefiting from online business. Due to accessibility of the internet, the vast availability of the services, android , windows and apple phone, online business has taken off with the speed of light. The question is this: which of these thousands of "work from home" online ventures are obviously worth investing the time? Many Nigerians have ventured into many of these kinds of business but met betrayals, lies, deceits and frauds. Now the saying goes "A Dog stung by a bee takes to its heels at the mere buz of a tsetse fly" Lots of Nigerians are like this proverbial dog. But one online business amongst all has proven a lot of people that ventured into it with a 'foot inside and one foot outside' wrong. You may ask which business? Sfi is the answer. Take a tou...

Researchers in Alaska have found remains of two infants of the Ice Age. They had died around 11,000 years ago, and around weapons, which could probably be traced to as grave offering traditions in those times. These remains are the youngest human remains ever discovered in any part of North America. Two babies of such kind are found, and as per the researchers of University of Fairbanks in Alaska, one is just a few weeks older than the other.

The penchant of Nigerians for lavish publicity in foreign media has met a stonewall in CNN which has been rejecting political advertisement. With the 2015 elections drawing close, several politicians are shocked that the American international cable channel, which is one of the favourites in Nigeria, has been turning down commercials with overt political messages.

A satire publication has published a fictitious story titled “ Ebola Victim Rises From The Dead In Africa Fear Of Zombie Apocalypse! ” and falsely claims that an Ebola victim in Ganta, Liberia rose from the dead.

Gynecology as most women would suggest, are supposed to be practiced by women. What is your view?

A Drug-lord finds out that his drug mule, Tega, has cheated him out of 100,000,000 naira. His drug keeper is deaf. That was the reason he got the job in the first place. It was assumed that he would hear nothing and say nothing. Plus he would never have to testify in court. When the Drug -lord goes to confront Tega about his missing 100 million naira, he takes along his lawyer who knows sign language. The drug lord tells the lawyer, "Ask him where the money is!" The lawyer, using sign language, asks Tega, Where's the money? Tega signs back, "I don't know what you are talking about." The lawyer tells the Drug-lord, "He says he doesn't know what you're talking about." The Drug-lord pulls out a silver pistol, puts it to Tega's head and says, "Ask him again or I'll blow out his brains!" The lawyer signs to Tega, "He'll kill you if you don't tell him." Tega trembles and signs, "OK! You win! The money i...

Islamist extremist group Boko Haram has seized control of a Nigerian town near the Niger border, leading soldiers to flee and adding to its expanding reach in the region, an official said Saturday.  The insurgents were said to have taken control of Malam Fatori in Nigeria's northeastern Borno state after fighting on Wednesday and Thursday, a senior official in the Niger town of Diffa near Nigeria told AFP on condition of anonymity.  The fighting killed dozens and wounded about 30 people in the a commercial hub known for fishing and farming, the Anfani radio station in Diffa reported.  "The town of Malam Fatori was taken by Boko Haram after violent fighting with the Nigerian army overnight Wednesday to Thursday," said the official in Diffa, where thousands of refugees from the conflict have fled to.  According to the official, 315 Nigerian soldiers fled over the border to Diffa. Thirteen who were wounded were treated in a Diffa hospital, while the others have been...

It may be an old and even outdated adage, but “Happy wife, happy life” now has some scientific backing to it. New evidence from a study published in the Journal of Marriage and Family  shows that the way women perceive the quality of their marriage matters for men’s life satisfaction. You read that correctly: How  she  feels about the relationship is linked to  his  overall happiness, even though the reverse effect appears much weaker—in other words, how he feels about the marriage does not substantially influence  her  life satisfaction. (Carr, Freedman, Cornman, & Schwarz, 2014) As much as this study supports the “happy wife, happy life” adage and undercuts any modern attempts to rephrase it to “happy husband, happy life,” it also opens up new questions about what it means for a man or woman to be in any long-term romantic relationship. Marital Quality, Well-being, and Life Satisfaction Ar...